What You Really Mean

As most / all of you know I'm starting a new job on Monday. The marketing genius's at NiMA sent me clever packet of notices I can display on my desk to let my co-workers know my status. Now granted, I have no issues letting them know where I'm at, but it's rare that any of these statuses would convey what I actually want to say.

So for my new co-workers, when you see the status on the left, know I'm actually thinking what is on the right.

And finally my personal favorite...

Note:  no bunnies were hurt during the production of the photographs except Oscar, the bunny pictured in the photos above.  Sorry about that Oscar...